* THE Snowsuit

"GOSH"... this boy is too "dang" funny! His mom sent him with his NEW snowsuit to school. She said: "It's for recess."

The next day, he was getting ready for school. His mom said, "Where is your snowsuit?" He said: "I left it at school in the lunch room." Students go to recess, wash up, and then go to lunch, wearing their snowgear.

Mom said: "Did you take your snowsuit off after recess before you ate your lunch?"

"No, I didn't wear my snowsuit at recess, I carried it."

Sure enough! The new snowsuit was found in the lunchroom, wet and covered with mud. He had indeed been carrying it around at recess, dragging it along the snow and through the mud. This 8 year old boy is SUPER SMART... but sometimes common sense is ....aaaa.... "missing!"

This is a photo of him "WEARING HIS SNOWSUIT" the next day!
I love this BOY!

**PS... Another time, he told his mom his suit was too tight and it hurt him when he wore it. Then he asked earnestly, "Are you suppose to put the straps on the outside of your coat, or should I put my coat on over my snowpants?" CUTE!

* Toddler Rules !

This little boy's daddy bought him this shirt. I have read these rules before (found an extended version, listed below) and have watched lots of little kidd-0's over the years LIVE these LAWS of PROPERTY. Enjoy! I love, love, LOVE this little guy. I tried to get him to talk more. He's just 2... and he talks alot... thoughtful and downright 6 year old sentences. Thanks for letting me share this little guy with you!

Shirt Version:

TODDLER RULES OF PROPERTY:
1. If I like it it's MINE !
2. If it's in my hand it's MINE !
3. If it looks like mine, it's MINE !
4. If I think it's mine, it's MINE!

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If I like it, it's mine.
If it's in my hand, it's mine.
If I can take it from you, it's mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
If it looks like mine, it'is mine.
If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
If I saw it first, it's mine.
If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
If it's broken, it's yours.

And... The Toddler Creed:
If it is on, I must turn it off.
If it is off, I must turn it on.
If it is folded, I must unfold it.
If it is a liquid, it must be shaken, then spilled.
If it a solid, it must be crumbled, chewed or smeared.
If it is high, it must be reached.
If it is shelved, it must be unshelved.
If it is pointed, it must be run with at top speed.
If it has leaves, they must be picked.
If it is plugged, it must be unplugged.
If it is not trash, it must be thrown away.
If it is in the trash, it must be removed, inspected, and thrown on the floor.
If it is closed, it must be opened.
If it does not open, it must be screamed at.
If it has drawers, they must be rifled.
If it is a pencil, it must write on the refrigerator, monitor, or table.
If it is full, it will be more interesting emptied.
If it is empty, it will be more interesting full.
If it is a pile of dirt, it must be laid upon.
If it is stroller, it must under no circumstances be ridden in without protest. It must be pushed by me instead.
If it has a flat surface, it must be banged upon.
If Mommy's hands are full, I must be carried.
If Mommy is in a hurry and wants to carry me, I must walk alone.
If it is paper, it must be torn. If it has buttons, they must be pressed.
If the volume is low, it must go high.
If it is toilet paper, it must be unrolled on the floor.
If it is a drawer, it must be pulled upon.
If it is a toothbrush, it must be inserted into my mouth.
If it has a faucet, it must be turned on at full force.
If it is a phone, I must talk to it.
If it is a bug, it must be swallowed.
If it doesn't stay on my spoon, it must be dropped on the floor.
If it is not food, it must be tasted.
If it IS food, it must not be tasted.
If it is dry, it must be made wet with drool, milk, or toilet water.
If it is a carseat, it must be protested with arched back.
If it is Mommy, it must be hugged.
I am toddler!